How Many Mistresses Did You Have, Mr. Sanford (and How Many Of Them Did You Fuck?)

South Carolina governor Mark Sanford just can't seem to keep his pants on- and if that's not complicated enough, he mentioned that he seems to be a skirt chaser, crossing the line with other women, other than his mistress, Argentine TV reporter Maria Belen Chapur. Oh, and he says that Ms. Chapur is his soul mate. And that he'll try to fall back in love with Jenny, his wife.

Confused? So am I. Perhaps this may help:
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That didn't help, either, eh? Oh, well...

The fact that this jackal is a conservative who loves to lambaste anyone who identifies themselves as liberal or Democrat, then decides to play the "I'm-fucking-above-the-law" card is one of the reasons why his ass should step down. At least two Democratic governors- James McGreevey of New Jersey and Eliot Spitzer of New York- knew that the public didn't want them in office after their affairs. So it would be best for Sanford to say, "Look, my fellow South Carolinian, I can't do this anymore." Never mind that he's in his second term, and that he's a lame duck governor. Just fucking step down already, Mark. tpmtv (Talking Points Television)/YouTube

And while he's at it, throw in the towel on the marriage. He admits that he'd rather do romantic tangoes with Maria Chapur than with Jennifer, so do the right thing, Markie, and just file for divorce. Give Jenny the house, pay what child support you can, and move your ass to Argentina so you can be with Maria. It's so much better than forcing life into what is already a dead marriage.

So, Jenny, sing this to Mark while he's packing- note this is not the more famous Elvis Presley version of the song you're hearing, but the original, performed by the late Big Mama Thornton: vtkfxtpsxiz/YouTube


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