I'd Keep the Second Phallus

India man with two penises to undergo surgery from PhysOrg.com

An Indian man born with two penises wants to get one of them removed so that he can marry, a report said Saturday.

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Yes, the above story is from Physorg.com. I didn't quite believe this when I heard this story this morning on The Stephanie Miller Show, but when I Googled this story and went to the website, I was thinking, "Dude, keep the second dick!"

Come on, peeps! I would kill to have a second dick. Just look at the things I could do with it! Talk about a pretty good chance of having many a menage a trois setting here. And if one dick doesn't work, the other will. Having a back up, to be quite honest, is a very good thing indeed. Man, who needs fucking Viagra (or Cialis, or Levitra) when you have that second cock (of course, if neither rises with the sun, then any of the three can come in handy. Just know that you'll have twice the hard-on...).

Not to mention that I can fuck two women at once- or if my woman likes it in the ass- and I've met women like this (hey, anal sex isn't just for gay men, you know...)- one dick can sidle its' way into that poop chute, the other in the kitty. I know it may take a bit of coordination there, but, man, once I get the hang of it, the wonders I can perform.

In all seriousness- if you can call it that- the condition called diphallus, or penile duplication, and (unfortunately) it's an extremely rare condition- it's found in one in 5.5 million men (why couldn't I be one of those lucky few?), and only 100 cases have been reported since 1609- almost 400 FUCKING YEARS AGO?!!! DAMN!

My advice to him- KEEP THE SECOND COCK, MAN! DON'T CASTRATE IT! Just think of the possibilities, dude! Adult film producers in Van Nuys, California, if they're looking at this story, are probably salivating over this and are looking for this young man as I write this!

That second cock can make you, my east Indian friend, very, very, VERY(!) rich.