If Elvis Did This To Priscilla Today, He'd Be Doing the "Jaihouse Rock"

In Kansas, every 14-year-old who wants to get married is lining up at the Justice of the Peace's office. Why?

It's because after the bill gets signed by Democratic governor Kathleen Sebelius, Elvis can't marry Priscilla in the Prarie State anymore (yes, Prissy was 14 when she married the 32-year-old Elvis Aaron Presley in the year this blogger was born).

This legislation proposal comes after a man, Matthew Koso, now 23, impregnated a 14-year-old girl in Nebraska. So, the two crossed state lines into Kansas and got married.

Now Koso is serving 30 months in prison on a first degree sexual assault conviction. He's eligible for parole next February.