Police Officer Fired For Kissing Her Chief

Why must every little fuck up happen in my home state of Ohio?

In Perry Township, Ohio- near Canton- Officer Janine England, 30, and her boss, Perry Township Police chief Tim Escola were doing the smoochy-moochy- all while transporting a prisoner from Cincinnati. You can read the story on the link from CantonRep.com by clicking on the title, but if you can't wait that long, just watch here: cantonrep/YouTube

Escola abruptly retired after the incident, and this past Tuesday night, the three-member trustee township board decided that she was unfit to be an officer. But her attorney said that she had quit...anyhoot...England only had less than two months on the job.

Let me tell you something, people. If you're going to do the nasty, one, don't do it while driving! The car could swerve off the road, and you could lose your hoo-hoo (or at least, have a bloody one at that!) Two, if you're a cop- like these two lovebirds- at least turn the goddamn camera off! Of course, your superiors may wonder why the camera's off- just say it had a short or something- but at least, you can kiss (or finger fuck...or whatever...you sure she didn't give him a blow job. I wouldn't at all be surprised if she did, but that's just me...). And if these two had any sense, I'd doubt that I would have the prisoner in the back seat- however hard it would be for him or her to masturbate while wearing snugly fit government bracelets.

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