Naughty Photos Get Man In Deep Ca-Ca

Two years ago, Paul Poupart took a few pictures of a young woman named Jessica- who was drunk- posed on a Jefferson Parish, Louisiana Sheriff cruiser. In the presence was a sheriff's deputy, Steve Higgerson, of the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office. And now, Poupart is in deep shit with the Sheriff, citing the allegation that Poupart had set Higgerson up. But Poupart says that Higgerson never told Jessica to get off the car, and never warned Poupart to stop taking pictures from his cell phone camera. But still, the sheriff's office wants to put Poupart in jail over the pictures.

Am I missing something here? A man takes provocative photos of his drunk female friend, posing with legs spread wide open on a police cruiser, and a deputy just fucking stand there. And the office wants the photographer behind bars because it thinks that the guy is trying to, say, blackmail them or act in retaliation. I'm not getting this. The way I'm seeing this is that the whole damn matter needs to be left alone. The man did nothing wrong- otherwise Deputy Higgerson would have arrested Poupart when Poupart first took the pictures. In other words, the sheriff's office is run by a bunch of paranoid idiots, who obviously have a lot of time on their hands- even as they're in a large metropolitan area.

Click on the title for the story from WDSU News Channel 6.

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Sheriff Isham Shouldn't Lose His Job Over His Affair

Last night, I talked about Marion County, Oregon Sheriff Russ Isham being forced to resign- all because he covered up an extramarital affair. In addition, Isham has to give up law his enforcement credentials, meaning that he can't be a police officer in the state of Oregon.

Isn't that a little harsh a judgment to give a man who likes to have a woman on the side? While I still think that Isham should have manned up sooner about the tryst, I'm not going to say that he was wrong for cheating on the wife- that's for him, the wife, and probably the Deity to work out (and I don't think the Deity will be as harsh on Isham as the Oregon Attorney General has been). Sure, law enforcement officers are supposed to be pillars of the community, but we do have some rotten to the core apples who need to relinquish their badges. Isham, however, doesn't come across to me as one of them. He's human. He has needs, and perhaps the wife wasn't meeting those needs. Or perhaps she was, and he needed a bit more excitement. I don't know about what goes on in Sheriff Isham's private life, and I don't give a rat's ass about what he does either, as long as no one gets hurt. It's time for us- the general public- to stop worrying about whether the sheriff or police chief is cheating on their spouses/significant others, and worry about how they're performing their jobs. Their jobs, as I see it, are hard enough already without us bitching at every wrong move- save for, perhaps a brutality case- they make.

(C) 2009 by Darren W. Alexander. All Rights Reserved.

Police Officer Fired For Kissing Her Chief

Why must every little fuck up happen in my home state of Ohio?

In Perry Township, Ohio- near Canton- Officer Janine England, 30, and her boss, Perry Township Police chief Tim Escola were doing the smoochy-moochy- all while transporting a prisoner from Cincinnati. You can read the story on the link from CantonRep.com by clicking on the title, but if you can't wait that long, just watch here: cantonrep/YouTube

Escola abruptly retired after the incident, and this past Tuesday night, the three-member trustee township board decided that she was unfit to be an officer. But her attorney said that she had quit...anyhoot...England only had less than two months on the job.

Let me tell you something, people. If you're going to do the nasty, one, don't do it while driving! The car could swerve off the road, and you could lose your hoo-hoo (or at least, have a bloody one at that!) Two, if you're a cop- like these two lovebirds- at least turn the goddamn camera off! Of course, your superiors may wonder why the camera's off- just say it had a short or something- but at least, you can kiss (or finger fuck...or whatever...you sure she didn't give him a blow job. I wouldn't at all be surprised if she did, but that's just me...). And if these two had any sense, I'd doubt that I would have the prisoner in the back seat- however hard it would be for him or her to masturbate while wearing snugly fit government bracelets.

(C) 2009 by Darren W. Alexander. All Rights Reserved.