Call this a "good news-bad news" type of entry here. As we all know by now, Sarah Palin will relinquish her office as the governor of the great state of Alaska come the end of the month, which means that she's decided to give me the nicest birthday present I could possibly ask for- or not. What's not yet known is what her future plans are, though some are already speculating that she may be preparing for a 2012 presidential run. Or that she may just go back into private life. What is known, however, is that her departure will further damage an already fractured Republican Party- what with the recent confessions of two cuckolding GOP figures, South Carolina governor Mark Sanford, and US Senator John Ensign (R-Nevada), this is probably the last thing the party wants to hear. Oh, sure, she spent about $150,000 at Nordie's (or its equivalents) using tax payer money, and she can't seem to tell whether David Letterman is joking about her 19-year-old daughter Bristol, or her 14-year-old daughter Willow. But hey! She is kind of MILFy.
If she does run for the 2012 ticket, perhaps that porn actress who played her in "Nailin' Paylin", and SNL alum and "30 Rock" actress/creator Tina Fey could play her. after all, I'm very sure that there will be no shortage of jokes should Palin become the first two-X chromosome type to occupy the Oral Oval Office.
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