Hello, Kristen.

A young woman who goes by the name of Kristen- real name Ashley Alexandra Dupre- is apparently the young hottie who brought the political career of New York governor Eliot Laurence 'Client #9' Spitzer's career to a crashing end.

Spitzer, as we all know, has been linked to a federal case concerning the Emperor's Club VIP, a high class prostitution ring. According to a section of the 47-page document releases to the public, 'Client #9' met 'Kristen' met at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, DC on February 13 and 14, and collected $4300 in cash.

OOOOOH, BABY! The governor and his young date doing da nasty in DC.

You can read this New York Times story by just clicking here to http://nytimes.com/2008/03/13/nyregion/12cnd-kristen.html?_r=1&oref=slogin , as well as the link to WCBS-TV, by just clicking on the title.

No doubt, I know of two adult magazines that are fighting for first dibs on Kristen. All i can ask of Hugh and Larry is, "boys, please be civil."

(Then again, let the scuffle for first rights begin. I love nasty fights. And I love scandals, too)

Of course, the legal ramifications of Mr. Spitzer's actions could go far beyond his not keeping his end on keeping government clean. Let's see the shit list 'Client #9 could face:
(Source WCBS-TV New York)

• Money laundering for trying to conceal the source and recipient of financial transactions
• Tax evasion, if he was an all-knowing party to an all-cash business that wasn't filing taxes
• Violation of the Mann act for paying for the trip from New York to DC by the call girl known as 'Kristen' (The Mann Act prohibits interstate transport of sex slaves, and/or prostitutes)
• Misuse of state resources, if he used his state-issued credit card for hotels or meals with prostitutes as well as if he was being protected by State Troopers during his dalliances...and finally...
• Soliciting prostitution

Court documents say that he may have spent up to $80,000 on escort services. OUCH!

If convicted, he could serve a year in jail for being a john, and up to 20 years for money laundering.

In a sense, he's getting a taste of his own medicine- after all, he's the dumbass who raised the penalty for soliciting hookers.

Tsk, tsk, tsk...

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