Paris Hilton for President!

Remember days ago, our old friend John Sidney McCain III, did an ad touting the celebrity status of some Illinois-based US senator- one who is running against him for the office of President of the United States? I'll refresh your memory:

JohnMcCain.com/YouTube

Then Jon Stewart of Comedy's Central's The Daily Show with Jon Stewart made light of the fact that one of the family of one of the women shown in thew McCain ad made contributions to- GASP!- THE McCAIN CAMPAIGN!

(That howling you hear is me in hysterical laughter at the hypocrisy of one John Sidney McCain III...).

So, one of the hotties decided to have a little fun with this. Just watch:

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So, how about it? Paris Whitney Hilton. She's young, hot, sexy, and probably smarter than the jackal her parents are supporting. Perhaps she'll stop the war- just show up in a swimsuit (or even better, in the buff...). There would be peace on earth- albeit with a few car crashes and episodes of party crashing while severely inebriated. And, politics will definitely never, never, ever be the same again.

Even if she's eight years under the minimum age to qualify for the presidency, at least she is an American-born citizen, right?

Paris Whitney Hilton for President!

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