Mccain Taps First-term Alaska Governor as Running Mate

Just who the fuck is Sarah Louise Heath Palin?

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Nice rip-roaring Western movie music.

She's an Alaska governor, first term. And...she's three years older than me...she's not all that, well, bad looking. She's married, and has five kids.

What little I've found out about her is these pearls of...uh...whatever:

• She's pro-life
• She opposes gay marriage, and not exactly a friend of gay rights (she reluctantly signed a law that extended benefits to same sex couples).
• She's a member of the Assemblies of God, the world's largest Pentecostal protestant faith.
• She was mayor of Wasilla, Alaska from 1996 to 2002

So, apparently that fucking Karl Rove DID get to Joe Lieberman- then again, who knows? Perhaps, Lieberman- like ex-Pennsylvania and Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge- is too liberal. I don't know, baby.

I do know one thing, though. I don't like the bitch.

Now considering that Johnnie boy turns 72 today, the question is whether he can survive any more cancer scares- he had numerous skin cancers. And he suffers from Post-dramatic Stress Disorder. Yeah, a wonderful president he'll turn out to be. Now, if McCain dies, bitch goddess becomes the first woman president.

Wouldn't it been much better if McCain tapped Hillary Clinton instead?

Come to think of it, I don't like John McCain, either. After all, he calls himself a 'maverick', but that bitch- yeah, 'bitch' as in John Sidney McCain III- caved in to the intolerant evangelicals, and obviously, he caved in to that fat blubber with the misnamed middle name Christian.

I don't like Karl Rove, either. Neither does Jenny Craig(R) obviously.

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