OOH, BIKINIS ARE EVIL!

Bikini baristas. Just about everywhere you go, you see them everywhere. And no doubt, who wouldn't want to see a hot babe- or even a gorgeous guy- in swimwear on the way to work?

Apparently, some of the august members of the Everett, Washington city council, who want to revise the lewd conduct laws to include my favorite bikini baristas. These bastards obviously have nothing better to do with their time. I mean, sure, Everett is a slightly more sleepier town than Seattle just to the south, but it's pretty sizable where it's not exactly Mayberry. If you ask me, it's the fucking meddling evangelical pricks who are infiltrating the Everett city government. Click here for the KING 5 TV story: http://www.king5.com/news/local/62930737.html.

Of course, if this ordinance revision passes, there will probably be fewer drive up coffee stops with hot babes, and you'll have to drive down to Seattle to get your caffeine and babe kick. Very smart idea, Everett. Just don't come bitching when you begin missing your favorite thong-wearing baristas.

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