This must be the year of Jerry Springer and Maury Povich (wait...isn't Springer cancelled in a lot of Nielsen TV markets?...). Those two jokers are probably already having a field day with Octomom Nadya Suleman having eight children- in addition to the six she already had. Those fertility treatments sure does wonders, don't they?
Now comes a story from the Knoxville area about a father who has- you ready for this?- 21 children, by at least eleven women. And this pussy's not even 30 yet. Desmond Hatchett is a constant figure in Knox County Juvenile Child Support Court- last Friday, he was in court 11 times- 11!- because he apparently owes support on 15 of those kids!
Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi-fucking YI!
Let's do the math, Darren...so, I have 21 kids...11 moms, so I'm thinking on average that each mother has...oh, about two and half kids. Now let's make this more fun. Now radio host Tom Leykis would often times mention that 18 years time 12 months equals 216 monthly installments (after all, 18 X 12 = 216. If you want to get even better, 21 x 12 = 252...). Now, let's say that he owes each woman $67.50 (that's the amount one mother says he owes per month for her two kids) So given Mr. Hatchett's situation, let's ring up the totals:
$67.50 X 21= $1417.50 for all 21 kids- per month! Annually that comes out to $17,010 (or $1417.50 X 12). Over an 18 year- or said 216 monthly installment- period, you're talking a total of $206,180. Finally, when you divide that by 21, comes out to about $9,818 per child. Hardly enough support funds considering the cost of living- let alone raising one kid- these days.
Perhaps Mr. Hatchett should consider begging Mr. Trump or Ms. Winfrey for the funds...yeah, right! I doubt seriously that the Donald would be foolish enough to bring 21 kids into the world. After all, it's bad enough that he had to pay Ivanka child support when they divorced. So having said this, might I suggest Mr. Hatchett get a court-ordered vasectomy. (Hurts my nards even saying that)..
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