Afghanistan- A Marital Rapist's Paradise

If you domestic abusers out there want to beat your wives up, and force them into sex, perhaps you guys need to be deported to Afghanistan. Now, before you say I'm fucking nuts for even suggesting this, just think about this. The bitch is giving you a hard time, stepping outside the "traditional" role of marriage- you know, have the meal cooked; beds made; the whole goddamned house spic and span. One little thing out of step, you slap her around and then rip her clothes off, and violate her all you want. And if you happen to be a member of the Shia, that's even better! She goes to the police, she gets beheaded.

Afghanistan, guys! One of several places where you can get away with raping your wife (sorry, queers need not apply, for homosexuality is punishable by death in Afghanistan...).

Of course, you have to deal with all of those feminazis around the world who are protesting Afghanistan's recent decision that shiite women must cede their pussies to their husbands. After all, do you need all of those pussy-whipped Westerners, such as Americans and Brits, telling you what to do in your bedroom...or your living room...or even in the backyard? Hey, if you force your wife to take it up the ass, or even tell her- under the penalty of death, of course- to give you a blow job, Allah would be so happy. After all, it's Allah who tells you that women are property, not human.

Afghanistan. I see all of the American, British, and Canadian domestic abusers packing up and heading there. They won't have to worry about the long arm of John Law grabbing them.

Of course, in all seriousness, this is no laughing matter. Many people are not happy over this bill that allows husbands to violate their wives, and what's more troubling is that Afghan president Hamid Karzai could sign it, and make it into law. But, wait a cotton-pickin' second, Hoss. Karzai says that this law's being misunderstood.





What's more troubling is the fact that 68 women in the Afghan parliament helped get the bill passed. Didn't they know what they were signing, especially when many feminist groups are fighting to give the women in Islamic countries full rights to be treated like the human beings they are?

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