I"M IN THE MONEY!

Twenty-four hours from now, I'm one rich puppy!

Twenty-four hours from now, the champagne is popped and poured.

In 24 hours, I'm Oregon's 200th Megabucks millionaire. $3.6 Million- lump sum $1.8 Million; after taxes, $1,206,000.

AND IT'S ALL MINE, BABY!

It's true! I hold the winning Megabucks ticket! Believe it!

As I break from the celebration, it is Sunday night here in the Rose City, and I feel pretty damn good, if you tell me. I'm listening to Adam Curry's Daily Source Code (I'm researching the personalities who podcast. I'm going to get into it in the next year).

So...I'll be back tomorrow night. $3.6 Million richer!

To You Anti-Choice (So-Called Pro-Lifers): SHUT UP!

Every conservative seems to be going ga-ga over the impending nomination of Samuel Alito, to the U.S. Supreme Court. In fact, those fuckos are ecstatic. Drunk intheir own wine of hatred, that they can't seem to get sober anytime soon.

You see, they're hoping that, with Alito's nomination and (if he's lucky) confirmation, that the shift of the U.S. Supreme court to the conservative right will subsequently overrule Roe V. Wade, the landmark 1973 ruling that allows women the right to choose between terminating their pregnancies, and carrying that little snotrag to full term.

Now, I know a lot of you may have heard this argument before, but what if girlfriend gets raped by some psycho? Now picture this same scenario after our Supreme Court wipes away Roe V. Wade. It means that she can't abort the child ( currently, whether she wants to or no, of course, is her choice. That's the beauty of being 'pro-choice'...). I know, it's a bit of paranoia, but that's probably one thing to look forward to if the Roberts court strikes down Roe V. Wade. And how about this: I happen to be African-American (like you care!). Now, I decide to fuck a white (or Latina, or Native American) woman. She finds out that she's preggers. Her parents are kind of too domineering (even as she's over the age of 18...let's say she's 28), and don't want a 'half-nigger' baby in the house. They make the ultimatum: get rid of the baby, or get the fuck! If the Roberts court strike down Roe V. Wade, that Ku Klux Klan or La Raza card holding family is stuck with that child. Talk about having a (pardon le pun) black sheep in the family.

Of course, we all shouldn't get paranoid over the Alito nomination yet. Although Judge Alito has made known his personal opposition to abortion, he knows that Roe V. Wade can't so easily be struck down, even as those jackals at Operation: Rescue (which in my opinion, should read "Operation: Rescue White Children") and Family Research Center are gleefully rubbing their hands like Boris Nogoodnik. I, as a man who believes in the woman's right to choose, am willing to give Alito the benefit of the doubt, and hope that he doesn't plan to strike down Roe V. Wade.

I'll be watching you very closely, Judge Samuel Alito.

Copyright 2005, by Darren W. Alexander. All Rights Reserved.

The Transfer Begins

HI, my name is Darren W. Alexander, and I am in the process of moving over 110 blogs from a soon-to-be-defunct blog site.

I received the very good news on my e-mail (which is dwa97209@yahoo.com) tonight that the service will be...damn, I've gone into brain lock. Shit!...terminated (that's the word I want) after November 30. If the My Blog Site folks will let me, I will be transferring 111 blogs from there, to this blog site. I will use my login name and password from MyBlogSite.com to get to this blog (so one thing won't change).

One of the reasons why I chose Blogger is because I'll soon be using the journal writing program MacJournal 3.2, and it is compatible with Blogger.com. And of course, in the very near future, I will be doing my blogs on Macintosh computers (as opposed to those monopolistic Windows(R) computers I'm forced to use at the library (the one I had at home decided to crash. If there was a computerized version of crystal meth, I think that old Compaq took a bit too much of it...).

So, I must hurry and archive all the My Blog Site blogs over to this new blog. I'll be pretty busy. Believe it.

You're the Fucking President (Stop Acting Like a 'Bush')

As we all know, the counsel to faux-President George W. Bush, Harriet Miers, has withdrawn her name fron consideration for Associate Justice of the United states. You know, Supreme Court Justice. She caved in from the attacks from both the left and (more viciously) the right wings. Imagine this: someone that both the conservatives and the liberals , Democrats and Republicans (and one Independent) despise. The way I see this, Ms. Miers was a walking case of genital herpes, gonhorrea, and genital warts- all wrapped into one potato that proved to be way too hot.

But my viritol isn't really directed toward Ms. Miers. It's directed at that pansy ass who calls himself the Chief Executive. The same moron who -many believe- stole two elections. The same man who bears the same first and last names as the 41st President (As the saying goes, like father, like son...only son successfully hijacked the election process twice...).

You see, Boy President Bush is trying too damn hard to please the conservative base of his Republican party. He's under the thumb of his (soon-to-be-indicted?) deputy chief of staff Karl Rove (is that a Klan robe you're wearing , Karl?), and he's constantly in bed (symbolically, if not literallly. Laura would kill him- just like she allegedly did 40 years ago, to a boyfriend who decided to split up with her...) with those Coca-Cola Christians who want nothing more than to turn America into the Western equivalent of an Islamic nation. (Only substitute 'Jesus' for 'Allah').

Look, Georgie Porgie. No, LISTEN! YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT! NOT THOSE CONSERVATIVES WHOSE DICKS YOU'RE SUCKING! STOP TRYING TO PLEASE EVERYONE AND BE YOUR OWN MAN! You're still the President. You still run the country (albeit in the ground, but nonetheless, you're still running things...) You should be pimping those conservatives, not vice versa.

Is it 2008 yet? Man, if we get another conservative Republican in office...Lord, help us all.

Copyright 2005, by Darren W. Alexander. All Rights Reserved.

How Can 12 Jurors be SO DUMB?

Glanni/YouTube/KCOY-TV, Santa Maria, California

When they said that the Michael Jackson trial would be so emotional, they weren't kidding. Today's verdict has absolutely got me so livid! My blood is bouiiling over this travesty of justice. With all of the evidence tight in front of therm- the 'Jesus Juice' the boy's description of how Jacko moonwalked his hands under the boy's pants...all of this- oh, don't forget Michael's incriminating words on the 2003 special "Living With Michael Jackson". You know, "Sleeping with a child is the most loving thing an adult can do." Might be okay if you're a parent comforting a child from scary monsters (Michael obviously being one of them), but not if you're some strange freak out of some lagoon.

TSCMMJ/YouTube

Come on, people. You had everything in front of you. And you dropped the ball! I could blame Santa Barbara County District Attorney Tom Sneddon, but I can't do that. He didn't have it in for Jacko, believe it or no. So now, I have to hold 12 pairs of feet to the fire. Were you folks that duped by this man's charms? Were you spooked by the faces and seemingly evil looks by the boy's mother? Did her seemingly evil stares that scary that you twelve lost your sense of marbles? Come on, what convinced you dozen of jackasses to let Jacko the pedophile walk and possibly molest another young boy? Can you tell me? Or are you twelve too brainwashed to tell me?

And you, the mother. You slimy no-good stench of a cunt with genital warts! If you would have kept your stares and expressions to yourself, the outcome would have been much different. Perhaps that explais why the jury took seven forevers and a day to deliberate. It's your ugly face that scared them into acquitting this...child molester! Sure, you were trying to convince them to hang Michael with those stares, but you hurt the cause instead of help it. And one more thing: you still must explain why you are so goddamned desperate for money that you have to bamboozle everyone- including the unregistered sex offender, Michael Joe Jackson. I don't get it.

Tonight, while millions of supporters are celebrating and moonwalking over Jacko's acquittal, the rest of us are gnashing and pondering why the justice system has failed in this case? Sure, the fact that Michael has money- probably borrowed from China- may have played a part. And perhaps his celebrity may have also played a part. Celebrity or no, if a person is guilty of a crime, then hang him/her! Don't let them loose!

Michael Jackson may have gotten away scot free this time. But ask yourself this: when the shit happens again- and you can be damn sure that it will. Believe it!- what will you, specifically the supporters of Wacko Jacko?, say then? By acquitting Jackson, they, the jury, may have given him the license to molest again. If that's not an example of injustice, then I don't know what is.

Meanwhile, I'll be looking for a trusted marijuana dealer, and head to Plaid Pantry (a convenience store chain here in the Pacific Northwest), and also head to the liquor store. After all, I have a promise to keep.

Copyright 2005, by Darren W. Alexander. All Rights Reserved.