Sanford facing 37 charges - WIS News 10 - Columbia, South Carolina |

Sanford facing 37 charges - WIS News 10 - Columbia, South Carolina |

The fall of South Carolina governor Mark Sanford continues.

The thirty-seven charges he faces- including using state funds to pay for air fare for various travels. I'm not going to yammer on with details. Just go to the WIS-TV site, and go to for the 17-page document. Or just click here to: http://ftpcontent.worldnow.com/wistv/pdf/DOC112309.pdf


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Jenny Sanford- Soon To Be Ex-First Lady?

Looks like South Carolina first lady Jenny Sanford is taking the first steps toward being an "ex"- as in "ex-First Lady", and "ex-wife" of that lovable hunk of love, Governor Mark Sanford. As we all know, Mr. Sanford lied to the constituents of the Palmetto State weeks ago when he said that he was hiking the Appalachians, which I'm sure are somewhere in South America. In Argentina, I think. I'm not sure. Anyway, he made the confession that he was seeing his Argentine girlfriend, Maria Belen Chapur (cue the bluegrass tango music, in honor of Mr. Sanford's Appalachian tango...oh, okay, so Buenos Aires is the capital of South Carolina...no? Well, it looks like Columbia. At least, Mr. Sanford thinks so, right?)

The governor says that he supports Jenny's packing her bags and moving back to the family residence on Sullivans Island. She said that she's continuing the healing process, as she recovers from Mark's philandering- c'mon, Jen! He was on official business in Argentina, remember?...wait...I mean, the Appalachians.

Jenny, confess to your best friend Darren here, you're dumping the son of a bitch. He already said that he loves Maria, and that you're a old sow that's in the way. Yes, he said that he'll try to love you, but, honey, face it! Your marriage is in such a state where you're singing along with the 1980s group The Motels (for the link to the video to "Take The L", just click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooi8Cnb1fx0). Keep your head high as you deliver this bum his divorce papers. Then, you can do your own little tango.

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How Many Mistresses Did You Have, Mr. Sanford (and How Many Of Them Did You Fuck?)

South Carolina governor Mark Sanford just can't seem to keep his pants on- and if that's not complicated enough, he mentioned that he seems to be a skirt chaser, crossing the line with other women, other than his mistress, Argentine TV reporter Maria Belen Chapur. Oh, and he says that Ms. Chapur is his soul mate. And that he'll try to fall back in love with Jenny, his wife.

Confused? So am I. Perhaps this may help:
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That didn't help, either, eh? Oh, well...

The fact that this jackal is a conservative who loves to lambaste anyone who identifies themselves as liberal or Democrat, then decides to play the "I'm-fucking-above-the-law" card is one of the reasons why his ass should step down. At least two Democratic governors- James McGreevey of New Jersey and Eliot Spitzer of New York- knew that the public didn't want them in office after their affairs. So it would be best for Sanford to say, "Look, my fellow South Carolinian, I can't do this anymore." Never mind that he's in his second term, and that he's a lame duck governor. Just fucking step down already, Mark. tpmtv (Talking Points Television)/YouTube

And while he's at it, throw in the towel on the marriage. He admits that he'd rather do romantic tangoes with Maria Chapur than with Jennifer, so do the right thing, Markie, and just file for divorce. Give Jenny the house, pay what child support you can, and move your ass to Argentina so you can be with Maria. It's so much better than forcing life into what is already a dead marriage.

So, Jenny, sing this to Mark while he's packing- note this is not the more famous Elvis Presley version of the song you're hearing, but the original, performed by the late Big Mama Thornton: vtkfxtpsxiz/YouTube


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