Just as I was getting more on the missing- and now presumed dead Ohio pregnant woman, I came across the news out of the St. Louis area of a more hilarious nature (I need a good laugh, given the tragic death of Jessie Marie Davis and her unborn female child).
Laron Williams, 29, was charged with driving without a license, so he was arrested (he later posted $2500 bail). Later that night (on June 13), Williams- and his girlfriend, Rebbecca Bryket, 25, went to the home of court clerk Verita Darden, where Williams allegedly offered Darden some Bud Select beer, in exchange of Darden's losing, or getting rid, of his court files.
Darden reported the incident to her supers, and now Williams and Bryket are charged with bribery of a public official. If convicted, he faces up to four years in the pokey.
Man, WHAT A DUMBASS! Trying to bribe someone is bad enough, but also trying to get them liquored up? At least, you could've tried, maybe, sexual seduction here (I'm pretty sure that Becky wouldn't mind being in a threesome, if it would've meant making your files disappear...) But, man! This guy really is stupid!
Copyright 2007, by Darren W. Alexander. All Rights Reserved.
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