Parents Sue Wal-Mart Over Bathtime Photos

Parents Sue Wal-Mart Over Bathtime Photos

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Two parents take photos of their daughters taking their bath to the local Walmart. An employee called the Peoria, Arizona police, and the three girls were taken away. a judge later found the photos to be non-pornographic, and the girls are back with their parents. during this ordeal, the parents were placed on a sex offenders list, and the local prosecutor still call the photos sexual- when it was (and still is!) clear that the photos were innocent.

I remember when my four siblings and myself were taking baths, our parents would take pictures of us- and our parents never molested us while said pictures were taken. This ritual went on in many families for ages, and the vast majority of you parents- I'm very sure- aren't thinking sick and perverted thoughts about your children. I understand that times are different from 1967 (when I was born) or even 1979 (when my youngest sister Rachelle was born), and a very small minority of parents do harm their children. While I applaud the police and Wal-Mart employees for playing on the side of caution, I think that they went a bit too far here. I mean, come on. Many of these employees are parents themselves, and I'm sure that some take pictures of their little ones having fun in the tub. It's an innocent ritual, but these days, such loving photos become red flags to the most paranoid person- as if baby splashing water in the tub makes the photo child pornography.

I have to side with the parents here. The suit against the city of Peoria is ongoing, and I'll bring you the results when they come forth.

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5 Everett bikini baristas accused of prostitution | Top Stories | Seattle News, Local News, Breaking News, Weather | KING5.com

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Apparently, the Grab-n-Go drive through espresso shop meant more than grabbing an espresso and latte en route to work. Five female baristas are charged with prostitution afteer an undercover investigation found that the women charged upward of $80 to strip down and allow customers to touch them. according to the allegations, some of the girls flashed their boobies (where do you girls think you are? Bourbon Street?), and even lost their panties and showed off those beautiful beavers, and had whipped cream fights- all while serving up the morning joe.

Sorry to digress, but it sounds to me that our friends in the Everett Police Department- under pressure of the Everett city government, no doubt- had nothing better to do. Sounds like the whole things been staged, all so those stuffy types could find a good reason to shut down espresso drive-thru shops that feature girls in bikinis (or guys in thongs, to be fair). The owner of the shop says that some of the Everett officers were just pissed because the baristas rebuffed them. Ah, the wonderful scent of entrapment and false accusation just wafts through the room. Kind of pungent, if you ask me.

But, hey, when some of those council members start pining for their favorite bikini barista, and find that she's not there- all because the city decided to shut down her shop- don't come bitching to me about it. I'll only tell you, "I told you, so."

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'Control Freak' Clark in Maximum...

'Control Freak' Clark in Maximum...

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I wonder if he controlled his dogs the same way he tried to control his co-workers. Did Clark have "turf issues" over mice and the lab? Just asking.

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Yale Student Arrested For Annie Le Murder- Case of Obsession Gone Tragic or Wrong Guy?

First question: Do they even have the right guy? I mean, by all accounts, this Raymond Clark kid wouldn't even hurt a fly. He's meek by all that know him, and was an industrious worker who took care of the rodents at the Yale University School of Medicine's Animal Resources Center.

Annie Le, who was working on a doctorate in pharmacology, was supposed to be married to a Columbia University grad student last Saturday, but went missing less than a week before the wedding was to have taken place. Her body was found Sunday, stuffed in the walls of the school. Police aren't giving much more details right now, or if Le and Clark were acquaintances.

Both had worked in the same building, but many coworkers say that in the rush to find a suspect, they picked up the wrong guy. But, let's play conspiracy theorist for a second. What if Clark had a romantic obsession with Le? What if, knowing that Ms. Le was to be married, Mr. Clark decided that if he couldn't have her, no one could? If he did, let's say that he first sexually assaulted her, then strangled her to death and stuffed her behind the school's walls. That's one theory. Another could be that she was the successful and popular student, on her way to success, and he got jealous- insanely jealous- over this.

If he didn't do this, then was he coerced into stating that he did? Was he simply in the wrong place at the wrong time? By all accounts, many people say that he doesn't fit the description of a murderer- kind to everyone; young; naive; etc. But you have to remember that some people who were considered the nicest people on the planet turned out to be some really nasty types.

Again, I'm playing conspiracy theorist here, and until Mr. Clark is found guilty and convicted of this murder, he is considered innocent in a court of law.

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Never Use Facebook When Committing a Burglary

Words to the wise, America: If you consider breaking into someone's home and stealing the victim's items, then take a break to check your social networking account, you may want to log out before making off with the swag. Just ask Jonathan G. Parker, 19, of Fort Loudon, Pennsylvania.

Parker broke into a woman's home in Martinsburg, West Virginia, and stole about $3,500 in diamond rings on August 28. That's bad enough, having your stuff stolen and all that, but to have that same robber sit down and use your computer to check his Facebook account? PRICELESS! Parker wrote on his Facebook page "I'm robbing the house now. LOL!" (or something like that...). A lot of balls doing that, Jon, but you forgot to do one thing, kid.

YOU FORGOT TO TURN THE FUCKING COMPUTER OFF!

That's right, as Parker made off with the two diamond rings, he forgot to log out of his account. Now, with the help of a friend- who Parker allegedly tried to recruit in this burglary- and Parker's fuck up, he's in the Berkeley County Eastern Regional Jail on $10,000 bond, and facing 10 years behind bars.

Click on the title for the story from the Martinsburg Journal

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