Chris Brown, the Fucking Mysognist

Chris Brown has got to be the biggest fucking pussy on the planet right now. Hope you're proud, kid. You have two charges against you.

Brown, 19, is charged with assault and making criminal threats against his 21-year-old girlfriend, Robyn Fenty, known to the world as the singer Rihanna (her real middle name). Both crimes are felonies, and Brown will be arraigned on April 6 in Los Angeles County Superior Court. If convicted, he faces anywhere from probation to 56 months in state prison.

Brown apparently got upset with Rihanna when she reportedly discovered another woman's phone number on his cell phone. Soon thereafter, Brown allegedly shoved Rihanna's head against the passenger side window, and punched her- all while driving (what a feat, Chris! Punching your girlfriend while driving 80 on the 405...my fucking hero!).

What's more fucked up about this is that rumors- if not outright reports- that Brown and Rihanna are back together.

Talk about reconciliation from fucking hell, people! I mean, why would she go back to this loser? is it the money? Is it the sex- come on, Robyn Rihanna Fenty, that has to be it, isn't it? Look, women- and men, too- who are victims of domestic violence are afraid to leave their mates because that asswipe or cunt controls every goddamn thing (finanaces, sex, etc), and has a grip on the mate. Now this could be the case with Rihanna, or perhaps she likes the sadomasochistic nature of her romance. I don't know. All I know is that if she doesn't come to her senses- and/or if Chris Brown doesn't get his act together- this Cinderella story could have a tragic ending.

Of course, if Brown is convicted, and placed in the general prison population, that tragfic ending could happen a bit sooner. But don't expect me to shed any tears on his passing. If anything, it'll probably serve him right.

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