You're the Fucking President (Stop Acting Like a 'Bush')

As we all know, the counsel to faux-President George W. Bush, Harriet Miers, has withdrawn her name fron consideration for Associate Justice of the United states. You know, Supreme Court Justice. She caved in from the attacks from both the left and (more viciously) the right wings. Imagine this: someone that both the conservatives and the liberals , Democrats and Republicans (and one Independent) despise. The way I see this, Ms. Miers was a walking case of genital herpes, gonhorrea, and genital warts- all wrapped into one potato that proved to be way too hot.

But my viritol isn't really directed toward Ms. Miers. It's directed at that pansy ass who calls himself the Chief Executive. The same moron who -many believe- stole two elections. The same man who bears the same first and last names as the 41st President (As the saying goes, like father, like son...only son successfully hijacked the election process twice...).

You see, Boy President Bush is trying too damn hard to please the conservative base of his Republican party. He's under the thumb of his (soon-to-be-indicted?) deputy chief of staff Karl Rove (is that a Klan robe you're wearing , Karl?), and he's constantly in bed (symbolically, if not literallly. Laura would kill him- just like she allegedly did 40 years ago, to a boyfriend who decided to split up with her...) with those Coca-Cola Christians who want nothing more than to turn America into the Western equivalent of an Islamic nation. (Only substitute 'Jesus' for 'Allah').

Look, Georgie Porgie. No, LISTEN! YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT! NOT THOSE CONSERVATIVES WHOSE DICKS YOU'RE SUCKING! STOP TRYING TO PLEASE EVERYONE AND BE YOUR OWN MAN! You're still the President. You still run the country (albeit in the ground, but nonetheless, you're still running things...) You should be pimping those conservatives, not vice versa.

Is it 2008 yet? Man, if we get another conservative Republican in office...Lord, help us all.

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